The Story of Madame Blavatsky Overdirve
Madame Blavatsky Overdrive are a musical three piece "Prog Pop" band from West Oakland California. Their music may be described as a meeting of the Beatles after being graphically mounted and depleted of all talent by the Bruford era Yes who are then forced to take a tongueless Ann Coulter Sharp Tooth Eel fishing, using only the deflowered, cinnamon baked spines of discarded pop idols and conservative religious politicians as their fresh, meaty bait.
The current configuration stands as: Adam Gates, Jeff Gomes , Craig McFarland, Mirv and Thomas Muer. These three men suffer from chronic infections of Malaysian insect larva that has burrowed deep into their fleshy, soft, pale armpits, causing considerable pain and discomfort and is also the source of many embarrassing moments, as the larva, when mating, will moan in dis-harmonious unity which often invokes sudden anger of anyone in a 50 foot radius. This siren call always leads to a eventual bowel voiding at music festival beer gardens, when the larva's singing is amplified and played over the recordings of "Up With People".
When not collecting discarded fleshly remnants of unknown origin found outside of the Black & White Liquor on San Pablo Ave, the members of MBO focus their collective attentions on the creation of LONGwave radios that, when tuned properly, broadcast arguments that the dead are currently having with themselves. These arguments (while unsettling) are immediately converted into binary code and parsed into pure mathematical packages, which are then quickly sold fresh to a select league of hairless, pasty and obese men (of a slight reptilian nature) who work in steam filled rooms in the Tenderloin that are lined with living horse tissue.
The code is then used as a recipe of shorts for a wildly popular children's cereal called "Alexander The Wooden Moose", which contains all the essential vitamins and minerals required by the FDA, but also boasts the extra preverbal punch of being liberally sprinkled with bitter chunks of pale, yellow Dimenthyltryptamine pellets. After eating a psychedelic and hearty breakfast, the massively dosed youngsters then wander off to school drooling operas of spoken tongued curses and invocations of the Logos. The teachers don't know what to do with this, and thinking their crab like claws, that they have hid for years from the hapless children have finally been discovered (as evidenced by the drooling utterances of the now fully demented children) they quickly send the errant youths to the principals office where they are disciplined accordingly and purged of toxins, reducing the once life-filed orbs of childish glee into bread lined fleshy shells, much akin to a hollowed out Beef Piroshkis.
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